This page holds my favorite articles I had the pleasure of writing during my tenure as an editor for The Princeton Tiger, our Onion-style humor magazine. Free digital copies of each issue of the magazine can be found at issuu.com/tigermagazine. (Click to enlarge, best viewed on desktop)
“7 Times I Matched with George W. Bush on Tinder Ranked By How Successful He Was At Hiding His identity” from the Love Issue, Winter 2018
“Riddle Me This, Feminists: What Walks on Four Legs in the Morning…?” from the “For Her” Issue, Fall 2017
“Announcing the 2022 Princeton Pre-Read: The 2005 Film Robots” from The Freshman Issue 2018
“I No Longer Wish to Be a Jewish Summer Camp” from the Teen Issue, Fall 2018
“They’re Gonna Go Fucking Crazy When Shit Starts Going Backwards,” by God, from The Apocalypse Issue, Spring 2018
Comic, art by Amanda Vera, from The Teen Issue, Winter 2018
Comic, art by Amanda Vera, from The Butt Stuff Issue, Spring 2019
“The Staff of TigerMag Would Like to Reiterate Our Lack of Affiliation…” from The Butt Stuff Issue, Spring 2019
“Princeton: A Day in the Life” from The Freshman Issue 2019
“Incoming Class Renews Debate About Princeton’s Employment of House Elves” from The Freshman Issue 2019
“3 Days in…Dan’s House” from Sky-ger Mag, The Travel Issue, Winter 2019/2020, perhaps the saddest piece I ever wrote for the magazine
“Jakey P and The Mystery of the Backyard Bash” from the Noir Issue, Spring 2020
