
Welcome to the most important page of the website. The below should be taken as absolute fact, as opposed to subjective opinion. All rankings are from best to worst unless otherwise noted.
Coen Brothers Movies
- Fargo
- A Serious Man
- The Big Lebowski
- Barton Fink
- No Country For Old Men
- The Ballad of Buster Scruggs
- O Brother Where Art Thou
- Inside Llewyn Davis
- The Man Who Wasn’t There
- True Grit
- Intolerable Cruelty
- The Hudsucker Proxy
- Miller’s Crossing
- Burn After Reading
- Hail Caesar
- Raising Arizona
- Blood Simple
- The Ladykillers
“Weird Al” Yankovic Albums
- Straight Outta Lynwood
- Bad Hair Day
- Dare to be Stupid
- Running with Scissors
- “Weird Al” Yankovic: In 3-D
- Poodle Hat
- Mandatory Fun
- “Weird Al” Yankovic
- Even Worse
- Alpocalypse
- UHF
- Off the Deep End
- Alapalooza
- Polka Party!
Pixar Movies
- Toy Story 2
- Ratatouille
- The Incredibles
- Finding Nemo
- Wall-E
- Monster’s Inc
- Up
- Toy Story
- Toy Story 3
- Inside Out
- Soul
- Coco
- Incredibles 2
- A Bug’s Life
- Luca
- Toy Story 4
- Cars
- Cars 3
- Finding Dory
- Onward
- Cars 2
- The Good Dinosaur
- Monsters University
- Brave
Love Actually Plotlines Ranked by How Invested I Get in Them
- Liam Neeson and the kid
- This space left blank out of respect for Liam Neeson and the kid
- Alan Rickman and Emma Thompson (unfortunately i get very invested in this one)
- Colin Firth
- Hugh Grant
- Colin Frissell, sex god
- Porn stars
- Bill Nighy
- Keira Knightley
- Laura Linney
The Friends
- Chandler
- Ross
- Phoebe
- Joey
- Monica
- Rachel
The Four
- George
- Elaine
- Kramer
- Jerry
The Big Three (Burgers)
- Wendy’s
- McDonald’s
- Burger King
The Big Three (Fries and Nuggets)
- McDonald’s
- Wendy’s
- Burger King
The Prestige Dramas
- Twin Peals
- The Sopranos
- Breaking Bad
- Mad Men
- The Wire
Theatrically Released Star Wars Movies
- The Empire Strikes Back
- A New Hope
- Return of the Jedi
- Revenge of the Sith
- The Last Jedi
- The Force Awakens
- Rogue One
- The Phantom Menace
- Solo
- The Rise of Skywalker
- Attack of the Clones
- The Clone Wars
Entertainment Media of the 2010s
- The Clickhole page “Can you help your dad lose his virginity at the Super Bowl?”
- 01/12/13 Baltimore Ravens @ Denver Broncos AFC Divisional Playoff game
- TWIN PEAKS: THE RETURN
- Meme of Jeb Bush having 538 electoral votes
- “Rixty Minutes”
- My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy
- The YouTube video “Potion Seller”
- “Jackson Park Express”
- The Grand Budapest Hotel
- Oh, Hello on Broadway
Guitar Strings
- High E
- Low E
- D
- A
- G
- B
The Marvel Cinematic Universe
- This space left blank out of respect for Spider-Man 2 (2004)
- Guardians of the Galaxy
- Spider-Man: Far from Home
- Spider-Man: Homecoming
- Avengers: Endgame
- Iron Man
- Spider-Man: No Way Home
- Captain America: The Winter Soldier
- Captain America: Civil War
- Guardians of the Galaxy 2
- The Avengers
- Thor: Ragnarok
- Avengers: Infinity War
- Captain America: The First Avenger
- Black Panther
- Ant-Man and the Wasp
- Iron Man 3
- Doctor Strange
- Avengers: Age of Ultron
- Ant-Man
- Iron Man 2
- Captain Marvel
- Thor
- Thor: The Dark World
- The Incredible Hulk
The Beatles Albums
- Abbey Road
- Rubber Soul
- Sgt. Pepper
- The White Album
- Revolver
- Magical Mystery Tour
- Please Please Me
- Help!
- Let It Be
- A Hard Day’s Night
- Beatles for Sale
- With The Beatles
- Yellow Submarine
The Beatles Movies
- A Hard Day’s Night
- Yellow Submarine
- Help!
- Magical Mystery Tour
- Let It Be
Decades of Guitar Music
- 1970s
- 1990s
- 1960s
- 1950s and earlier
- 1980s
- 2000s
- 2010s
Decades of Hip Hop
- 1990s
- 2010s
- 2000s
- 1980s and earlier
My Personal Favorite 20 Movies, with an accompanying quote
- Ferris Bueller’s Day Off – “Pardon my French, but you’re an asshole”
- The Shawshank Redemption – “I find I’m so excited, I can barely sit still or hold a thought in my head. I think it’s the excitement only a free man can feel, a free man at the start of a long journey.”
- Young Frankenstein – “Ovaltine!”
- Inglourious Basterds – “Attendez la creme…”
- Groundhog Day – “Sweet vermouth, rocks, with a twist.”
- Back to the Future – “Look, I don’t wanna mess with no reefer addicts, okay?”
- The Philadelphia Story – “Oh, C.K. Dexter Haaaaaaven!”
- The Empire Strikes Back – “Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter.”
- The Princess Bride – “I’ve been in the revenge business so long…I don’t know what to do with the rest of my life.”
- Goodfellas – “Jimmy was cutting every link between himself and the robbery, but it had nothing to do with me.”
- Toy Story 2 – “Hey-howdy-hey, I’m on a yo-yo!”
- Casablanca – “I bet they’re sleeping. I bet they’re all sleeping.”
- Shrek – “I like that boulder. That’s a nice boulder.”
- Who Framed Roger Rabbit – “Toons.”
- There Will Be Blood – “Because I’m smarter than you!”
- 2001: A Space Odyssey – *ape screeching*
- Raiders of the Lost Ark – “It’s not the years honey, it’s the mileage.”
- Fargo – “Well, I should know, I’m the executive sales manager.”
- A Serious Man – “They both go to school, Hebrew school, a good breakfast…”
- Fiddler on the Roof – “I am the man of the house, I still have some authority here, and I want to see Motel’s new sewing machine now!”
Bonds
- Connery
- Moore
- Brosnan
- Lazenby
- Craig
- Dalton
Bond Movies
- From Russia With Love
- Goldfinger
- On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
- Diamonds Are Forever
- The Man with the Golden Gun
- The Spy Who Loved Me
- Moonraker
- GoldenEye
- You Only Live Twice
- Dr. No
- Thunderball
- Casino Royale
- A View to a Kill
- For Your Eyes Only
- Skyfall
- Never Say Never Again
- Octopussy
- The World is Not Enough
- No Time to Die
- Spectre
- Die Another Day
- The Living Daylights
- License to Kill
- Quantum of Solace
Mayonnaise-based “salads”
- Tuna
- Egg
- Macaroni
- Potato
Harry Potter (books)
- Prisoner of Azkaban
- Chamber of Secrets
- Deathly Hallows
- Philosopher’s Stone
- Half-Blood Prince
- Goblet of Fire
- Order of the Phoenix
Harry Potter (movies)
- Prisoner of Azkaban
- Philosopher’s Stone
- Order of the Phoenix
- Deathly Hallows Part 2
- Chamber of Secrets
- Half-Blood Prince
- Deathly Hallows Part 1
- Goblet of Fire
Quentin Tarantino Movies (written/directed)
- Inglourious Basterds
- Reservoir Dogs
- Pulp Fiction
- Jackie Brown
- Django Unchained
- Once Upon a Time in Hollywood
- Kill Bill
- The Hateful Eight
- Death Proof
The Indiana Jones Series
- Raiders of the Lost Ark
- The Last Crusade
- The Temple of Doom
- Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
Top Ten Spongebob Squarepants Episodes
- Band Geeks
- Graveyard Shift
- The Camping Episode
- Chocolate with Nuts
- Krusty Krab Training Video
- Pizza Delivery
- Sailor Mouth
- Dying for Pie
- Just One Bite
- Rock-a-bye Bivalve
Bob Dylan Studio Albums of Original Non-Christian Material
- Blonde On Blonde
- Blood on the Tracks
- Bringing it All Back Home
- Highway 61 Revisited
- Another Side of Bob Dylan
- The Basement Tapes
- New Morning
- John Wesley Harding
- The Freewheelin’ Bob Dylan
- The Times They Are A-Changin’
- Desire
- Love and Theft
- Time out of Mind
- Infidels
- Nashville Skyline
- Self Portrait
- Modern Times
- Tempest
- Planet Waves
- Oh Mercy
- Street-Legal
- Together Through Life
- Rough and Rowdy Ways
- Down in the Groove
- Under the Red Sky
- Empire Burlesque
- Knocked Out Loaded
- Dylan
Kanye West Albums
- Late Registration
- MBDTF
- College Dropout
- Yeezus
- Watch the Throne
- Graduation
- 808s and Heartbreak
- Ye
- Kids See Ghosts
- Donda
- Jesus is King
Seasons of…
Mad Men: 4 5 3 7 1 6 2
Breaking Bad: 5 4 3 2 1
Better Call Saul : 3 5 4 2 1
The Sopranos: 1 4 6b 2 6a 3 5
The Wire: 4 3 1 2 5
Twin Peaks: 3 1 fire-walk-with-me 2 OR whole-laura-palmer-storyline 3 fwwm second-half-of-two
The West Wing: 2 1 3 4 7 6 5
Fawlty Towers: 1 2
Spongebob Squarepants: 2 1 3 4 the rest
The Simpsons (classic seasons only): 4 5 6 8 3 7 2
Seinfeld: 3 5 4 7 6 9 8 1
Friends: 5 4 3 2 8 1 7 6 10 9
Stranger Things: 1 2 3
Rick and Morty : 1 2 5b 4b 3 5a 4a
Bojack Horseman: 3 4 2 6 5 1
Parks and Recreation: 4 3 2 5 7 6 1
Arrested Development: 1 2 3 4 5
Big Mouth: 1 4 2 3 5
Fargo: 1 2 3 4
Curb Your Enthusiasm: 7 4 3 6 8 5 1 2 10 9
30 Rock: 2 3 4 5 6 1 7
Wes Anderson Movies
- The Grand Budapest Hotel
- The Royal Tenenbaums
- Fantastic Mr. Fox
- The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou
- Rushmore
- The French Dispatch
- The Darjeeling Limited
- Isle of Dogs
- Moonrise Kingdom
- Bottle Rocket
Paul Thomas Anderson Movies
- There Will Be Blood
- Punch-Drunk Love
- Inherent Vice
- Boogie Nights
- Phantom Thread
- Hard Eight
- Magnolia
- Licorice Pizza
- The Master